![]() ![]() Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five? Ndnd: Perhaps they are saving that for sweeps. ![]() Lrrr: This is ancient Earth's most foolish program. Farnsworth: Remember, we need to show these people that we are not bitter husks of human beings, who long ago abandoned hope of finding love in this lifetime. Call me old-fashioned, but I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating. Behold! Lrrr: This concept of "wuv" confuses and infuriates us!įry: You could have picked a better time to break up with the ship, Bender. Ndnd: What is this emotion you humans call "wuv?" Lrrr: Surely it says "love." Ndnd: No, "wuv," with an earth w. (Test subject brings the dummy into a deep embrace) Leela: Does that dummy have a brother? Gwen: Knowing which pickup lines fizzle, and which ones sizzle keeps us on the cutting edge of flirtation technology! Robot Dummy A: Is heaven missing an angel? Because you've got nice cans! (Test subject eyes dummy in annoyance) Robot Dummy B: My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself. ![]() Planet Express Ship: Your accountants? Oh, I would dearly love to believe that were true. Those women you saw me with were my accountants. I'm going to be completely honest with you, Planet Express Ship. Planet Express Ship: I saw you at Elzar's with those two "ladies of the evening." Explain that. Leela: Am I a game to you?! Or some kind of even more boring Truman Show?!įry: Leela, don't shoot! Leela: But they killed my parents! Fry: Close! Leela: They are my parents! Love and Rocket Bender: Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? Planet Express Ship: Ugh, it's filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we're at it?! Bender: Why not indeed?! Leela: Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually! I used to be a little blonde girl named Virginia. What is going on here? Octopus: It worked for me. Fry: That is impossible, because my time is worthless. Farnsworth: Hmm, I know that's a rip, but I'll pay for the convenience.įry: Isn't there anything more you can tell me? Warden Vogel: Nothing that wouldn't be a waste of your time. Bender: 500 real dollars? That's an outrage! Professor, I can take care of that waste for only $499 and one hundred cents. Hermes: I order you to dispose of that toxic waste properly or bribe me. But a distinct aftertaste of toxic waste. Fry: What does it taste like? Hermes: Delicious fig pudding. Leela: Sometimes, when I'm lonely, I look up at the sky and I get this feeling that somewhere, on some unknown planet, circling a distant star, my parents are up there, looking down on me. Fry: Yeah, I do that with my stupidness.įry: Just remember that people care about you. Leela: I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. Leela's Homeworld Fry: I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! And in 20 years they'll sprout legs and crawl back onto land as children. Kif: Well, we've given them a great start, Amy. Zapp Brannigan: Leela! How could you? Our love has had to endure your constant hatred, and now this? Stop testing our love! That explains the poster in hygiene class: "No Glove, No Love". Kif: Leela must have impregnated me when she grabbed my ungloved hand. Prepare for ship-to-ship intimacy.Įvil Lincoln: Real holographic simulated Evil Lincoln is BACK!!! Zapp Brannigan: Kif, I'm sensing a very sensual disturbance in the force. It's a spaceship, damn it, not a prom limousine! If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome! Four million lines of BASIC.Īmy: You're going to Nigel 7? Kif's on patrol near there, you could drop me off on the way! Prof. Zoidberg: That's so beautiful!Īmy: Spirit! Kif, that's the pony I always wanted but my parents said I had too many ponies already. And shortly, it will rend my loins in twain, burst forth and pull us down, down, down into the deep, dark waters of commitment. Even now, I can sense it feeding, squirming, searching, questing. For soon, the quivering mass of life within me will depend on us both. is the bond I share with my smizmar, Amy. Kif: Oh, this is the happiest moment of my life! You all brought such wonderful gifts. Zoidberg: Also Zoidberg! Fry: So let's open the gifts! Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch Attila the Hun: Stop! No shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! Zapp Brannigan: Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun!įry: Check it out, y'all. 18 The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings. ![]()
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